Local Resident Failure - Defamation By Defecation

Heading out for a bite to eat,
With my lady by my side
Light the candles present the rose,
I hope she'll be surprised

Entrees, mains now it's time for dessert
(She's got a sweet tooth for whipped cream)
I hope this is enough for her

What has come out of the kitchen
And what the fuck's that smell?
There's a pile of shit on top of the ice cream,
Courtesy of the coogee bay hotel