Local Resident Failure - Sleeping Beauty

1,2,3,4
I met her through a mutual friend
In the last few days of may
I thought her name was mary,
But she told me it was jane
She likes adventurous sports
And also walks along the sand
She likes rock and roll as well
But she fucking hates my band

Everyday is different
I never know what to expect.
She"ll get me all excited,
But refuses to have sex.
She loves her crimes and mysteries,
To that I do admit.
And she"s always in the bathroom
When I need to take a shit

She's my sleeping beauty,
She's in my wet dreams.
She follows me at gunpoint
And will shoot me if I scream.
She's my sleeping beauty,
She's the right to my left glove.
We're not the same,
We're opposite that's why I fell in love.