Local Resident Failure - (Still) Kickin' On

Where will they be 30 years from now?
Playing at some stadium, or just in adamstown.
Will mongo still be drunk
And do they practise only every 6 months?
Over the hill and wiseheimer’s their name,
Geriatric punk rock is their game.
Will there ever be an album number 3?
And will they ever play the song ‘spider monkey’?

Will jake still be rich, and chunk still a cop
Will vince have his pants down, and heath have a job?
Will mongo still be drunk, and do they play only every 6 months
Sitting in a wheelchair, staring into blank air
Losing all their hair but does anybody care?
Walking round on a frame, or crawling on their hands
Eating mash potato, whilst shitting in their pants

I’ll still be watching them when I turn 64
They’ll wave the cover charge
And get my name put on the door
Over the hill and wiseheimer’s their name,
Geriatric punk rock is their game
Will there ever be an album number 3?
And will they ever play the song ‘spider monkey’?